I suppose I should be a satisfied customer!

Cadburys Dairy Milk Melts.
Yeah. I don't know if that's a factual statement or a product name. Does exactly what it says on the packet!

So, I was dunking away (clearly I wasn't dunking, I was dunking the chocolate, silly!) in a delicious cup of tea that Lowns had just made me, and relishing in the gradually melting chocolatey snack, and then...plop! Yep, the end just dropped right off and into my mug. 'MAN DOWN!' I yell. With cat-like reflexes, I dive a spoon into the mug of steaming liquid, but, alas, it is too too late. The thing must have melted on impact. Like butter on a freshly cooked corn-on-the-cob. It was gutting. That amazing cuppa, ruined!

The chocolate eventually rose to the surface of the mug, and settled around the edges in little grainy clusters. Nice. I drunk it, oh yes I did. I wasn't going to give in to such an unprovoked act of anti-tea-based-beverage violence. It kicked my butt by the end of the drink, though. Ewww all that hideous, festering chocolate mush. Don't be mislead, it's not pleasant, choco-tea. There is certainly NOT a market for it, trust me! But, just in case, the Choco-Tea brand name is now a registered trademark!

In other unrelated but equally exciting and unexpected news; I got a great response to the wacko fundraising plan from CU folk. Yes, there actually are other nutters who want to live on the street for 24hours!! Woot! Roll on the Daily Echo photo shoot. Yeeeeah boy!

Outy xx