This is an ailment characterised by feelings of a destiny far beyond that which you are currently on course for.
Symptoms may include excessive daydreaming, making futile attempts to write something meaningful, displeasure with life's current state, complete immersion in popular culture and occasional escapist tendencies.
It is not yet understood why people can contract this illness so suddenly, nor how it can seemingly disappear and lie redundant for months at a time. There is, however, strong evidence of a cure for Hollywooditus which requires very little action on the part of the patient, and no medicine need be prescribed.
'This is God's Word on the subject: "I know what I'm doing. I have it all planned out—plans to take care of you, not abandon you, plans to give you the future you hope for."'
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